Like it says, this is the first time I've posted a TxN fic. So please be kind XD
Title: May he rest in crazy insane heaven.
Author: Turtle
Warnings/Rating: PG, nothing to worry about
Pairing(s): TutixNagayan
Notes: Two am cough syrup hazes are fun.
Nagayama Takashi was sitting at his computer, he was doing the usual, updating his blog and checking on his friend’s blogs. He paused realizing that Tuti hadn’t made a noise for a while, and regarding his boyfriend, that wasn’t a good thing. He looked around and he pouted finding that his boyfriend nowhere in sight. He shrugged and went back to his computer. He paused again worried when he heard a giggle.
~*~
Tuti walked around in the living room. “We’re now in the habitat of a creature dear to my heart.” The camera panned around the room.
“As you can see, his home isn’t as well groomed as his appearance.” Tuti chuckled quietly as he padded into the kitchen.
“This beaut will eat practically anything he can get his manicured hands on, but his main prey is Starbucks. Just look at all those carcasses from his morning hunt.” Tuti zoomed in on a garbage can piled high with coffee cups.
A small rustling was heard in the distance. “Oi, I think the creature we’re looking for maybe home.” Tuti shuffled towards the bedroom. He giggled before opening the door quietly.
“Now, here we have the nest of the creature, notice how his trademark color is rare in here.” The camera focused on Nagayama’s bed then switched to focus on Nagayama sitting at his desk.
“Ah, here’s the beaut in his natural habitat.” Nagayama turned around to stare at Tuti and his camera.
“What are you doing?” Nagayama asked trying to grab the camera but Tuti pulled away giggling.
“Here we have the Poutius Maximus, or more commonly known as Nagayama Takashi.”
Nagayama titled his head to the side, an imaginary question mark popping up above his head. “Tuti, is that a Scottish accent?”
“No! I’m trying to be Australian.” Tuti said flailing.
“What? Why?” Nagayama blinked .
Tuti sighed and shook his head. “I’m trying to be that one dude, you know, the one who wrestles crocodiles. I’m trying to study you but you’re not being very interesting.” Ngayama crossed his eyes and pouted.
“Aha! Here we have it, the Nagayama Takashi’s mating call, The Pout.” Tuti zoomed in on Nagayama’s lips.
“Okay Tuti, that’s it.” Nagayama reached for the camera again. Once again Tuti backed up to sit on Nagayama’s bed.
“Oi, e’s getting feisty. I may have to capture him so he doesn’t hurt himself or me.” He set the camera down on the bed side table and Nagayama stood up and walked over to his boyfriend glaring.
“You are a complete moron you do know that right?” Tuti dramatically winced and grabbed his chest.
“Crikey! This beaut thinks he can take me on!” Tuti said chuckling. Nagayama let out a small growl before he pounced on Tuti.
They wrestled on the bed for awhile until it ended up with Nagayama pinning Tuti down.
“Takashi.” Tuti whined wriggling around.
“Yes Sugar Lips?” Nagayama asked smirking.
“I think this is the first time we made the bed this messy with our clothes on.” Tuti said grinning.
~*~ Pretty bad right? XD I had no idea how to end it. So yeah, it had a friend of mine giggling and he didn't know who these two were so I think it should be okay. XD
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